When your parents try to talk to you about your future
Touch my food; suffer the consequences.
You’ve been warned.
(Source: uniqlyriq77, via chaystar)
People that legitimately do every homework assignment
When you say something bloody HILARIOUS and someone replies to it with “that wasn’t funny”
That moment when you eat at a fancy restaurant and see the bill
(Source: too-damn-awkward, via most-awkward-moments)












